nedbert: nedbert: i got a new laptop and now i dont have any reaction images saved anymore why are people reblogging this
When you think you type your password in all...
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
murphels: uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
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laugh-addict: … throws up the peace sign. … tries to look badass. … tries to look cute. … gets caught off-guard. … smiles really big. … looks like a creeper. … does “The Ay-Drian”.
mytoecold: A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.” I wrote this: Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me. Love, Drew
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: wearejohnlocked: maakara: ?????????????????????????????? ????????????????? why the fuck would you email a tumblr post to someone hey grandma you gotta read this johnlock smut fic
People who frequent baby name websites:
thatseamlook: thelegendofjenna: Expecting parents Writers 3. people naming their sims
Lincoln seemed like such a reasonable lunatic– Charlie Buchanan, Mr & Mrs Murder (via lucyvandiemen)
zackisontumblr: i have 3 moods: skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without interruption plays the same song on repeat for days
goldenfleeces: allfalld0wn: bear-hugs-for-you: wait wait okay, nemo in latin means nobody…so the real name of the movie is finding nobody…so that means nemo wasn’t even real but just something that was part of marlin nemo’s dad’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up nemo to cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.
pizza: *gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
swarleystinson: So I happened to be on Youtube as the latest Vlogbrothers video was uploaded, and I saw that there was literally only one other view: So I thought I might actually be able to fulfill a slight dream of mine and get the first comment… God dammit John Green.
roger-explosion: The preview for next week’s Mr and Mrs Murder …until they showed someone setting their house on fire